Yes, I really do need to get the right stuff to put the pictures online. I know, I say that every day. But, see, this way, you get to use your imagination.
Take one three year old boy. Blonde hair, blue-grey eyes. Approx. 43 inches tall, 44lbs. Naked.
Add pull-up (I'm not a sicko, you know)
Add purple and pink yarned legwarmers with butterflies.
Add one of those funny bubble-pucker shirts that look like a glove, and stretch to become a shirt. Said shirt is red.
Add red hearing aids.
Add red crater lake baseball hat with shoe laces tied to the back to look like pony tail.
Add pink Dora sunglasses.
Add pink leather belt with pink rhinestone buckle.
Add red and white striped tankini top with blue hawaiian flowers over said bubble shirt.
Add red and black lil miss vampira cape.
My son is such a stud.
Cars pull-up $.50
Butterfly legwarmers $5.00
Pucker-bubble shirt $1.00
Red widex hearing aids $900.00
Crater lake baseball hat $10.00
Dora sunglasses $5.00
Pink belt $7.00
Tankini top $10.00
Vampira cape $00.00
Well dressed three year old...............................priceless
1 comment:
I've decided that it will be in my best interest for you to get a new camera that has the cords you meed to post pictures. In fact, why dont you run by Freddys or Best Buy or even that BiMart thats right on your way home and pick one up today okay? ;-)
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